Monday, February 06, 2006

I Used To Do This, But With Pictures Of Karl Malden

Got this from ANONYMOUS. Thought I'd post the pics as I received them.

Apparantly ANONYMOUS got mixed up with the wrong crowd at the February 4th Jerry Hager show & succumbed to peer pressure. Everyone was doing it - Rip Jerry's face out of a postcard & voila! COLORFORMS - The Jerry Hager Edition.

Hail Jerry, full of grace...

Wait, that's not Guinness.

A fan recreating the episode that featured Jerry on COPS.

Here we see another friend of The Jerry Hager Show considering dying her hair to match Jerry's.

Hips are great but I hear tell that Jerry's more of an ass man.

I caught you a delicious bass.

Is it me or does the picture of Jerry look like he's smiling a little more in this one?

*This one just in! 2/07/2006 23:15:41
Sasquatch heart's Jerry.

*Update 2/08/2006 20:58:44
What are you hiding, Jerry?

I'm glad you folks liked the words.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Cooter Kept Me Up All Night

This is fun. A friend showed me this envelope today. It was sent from an embroidery company to a courier company - an envelope containing a letter soliciting business. He asked me, "Would you do business with this company?"

I know I'm no Madison Ave type but I'm pretty sure I could get this marketing question right.

After I picked myself up off the floor it occurred to me that the handwriting may belong to an elderly person & therefore I'm not allowed to make fun of it, right? But even so, it's funny because someone decided to mail it out like it was. It passed someone's inspection - good to go.

And barring the likelihood that it was written by a 73 year old Parkinson's victim, it's funny picturing the other possibilities. First thing to come to my mind is some 9 year old with her cheek on the kitchen table, eyes practically closed at 11:30 at night filling out the 212th envelope sitting across from her father who's saying, "You're helping Daddy with his new business. Isn't this fun? Wake up honey. You've got stamps in your hair."

So I opened it.

I kid you not, this is exactly how it was printed - as crooked as you see. Like the guy made copies at a nickel copier next to the time-clock & rental steam-cleaners at Piggly Wiggly.

And then... I saw the e-mail address. And please, please don't e-mail this guy. I don't want to embarrass him. I just want to make fun of him behind his back.

"Corporateservice" huh? Let's see what was that e-mail domain again? I got the "Corporateservice" part but what was the rest of it? I know I know it. It's on the tip of my tongue.

I guess this makes me an immature 12 year old. Well, writing about it makes me an ambitious 12 year old. The incessant giggling is what makes me immature. As evidenced by the fact that when my sister got her new job at a prison healthcare company, I jumped up & down saying, "Wow! Now when someone asks what you do you can use the word Penal!"