Wednesday, July 20, 2005


Saw this in my SPAM today.

It didn't hit me as offensive or anything. At first I didn't think anything of it. I mean it didn't occur to me to be surprised at the idea of having a dating service that's that specific.

I guess it's good to know what you want out of life. But taking the notion too far I guess, my mind began to wander around...

Suppose I started a website called I'd be celebrated as a national pig.

I guess it's just the way we are as a society. It'll always be easy to get certain people to start jumping up & down on your desk.

And then I found this: "Sweethearts. Not bleeding hearts". I decided to stop thinking about it & go back to stomping on ants.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Pardon me. Do you have any grey khakis?

I had to go home & change my pants today. For some reason, I'm like a bug-light for mustard. It's a universal truth - If I'm in the same room with any quantity of Plochman's, it WILL find my lap.

Now you know something personal.